May12013

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8AM
kingjulivn:

i watched this for 5 minutes straight before i reblogged it.

kingjulivn:

i watched this for 5 minutes straight before i reblogged it.

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April232013
6PM
lla-m-a:

daisy-dicks:

eastcoastalvibes:

amazing texture

Must’ve taken foreeeever to dry…

Z

lla-m-a:

daisy-dicks:

eastcoastalvibes:

amazing texture

Must’ve taken foreeeever to dry…

Z

(Source: gerdaros, via breakingthesoundbarrier)

3PM
3PM
April212013

My visit to get screened for cancer:

  • Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
  • Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
  • Nurse: "So he's your...."
  • Me: "Friend."
  • Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
  • Me: "11."
  • Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
  • Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
  • Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
  • Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
  • Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
  • Me: "Uh. 0."
  • Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
  • Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
  • Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
  • Me: "With homosexuality."
  • Nurse:
  • Me:
  • Nurse:
  • Me: "I fuck girls."
2PM

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2PM

kitten-blainers:

hodge3244:

faeriefountain:

electriczebras:

When Glee does things right, they do them E X T R E M E L Y right.

Not a fan of the show but WOW

YOU TELL THAT BITCH! DAMNNN

Fuck man, this shit was the best thing Glee did.

(Source: darrencriss2, via saturngang)

April102013

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got shit to do

Puppy’s got places to be

(Source: yara-bear, via breakingthesoundbarrier)

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